Simon Tennant, for example, is still a cheap trollope working for the Housing Industry. The insurgent threat is being addressed.
Many attest that ongoing conflict between Sunni and Shia groups is descending into all-out civil war.
But why are there so few happy stories emerging from the deadly war-zone onto television screens in the West?
East Timorese people confronted by barbarian troops are urged to adopt a temporarily respectful and deferential pose in order to avoid overtly challenging the khaki-clad Aussie thugs.
Now, though, in an unprecedented coup, the Irony Party of Australia has obtained pictures of alien worlds beyond even the wildest dreams of the US-based Space Agency.
Mass graves containing dozens of bodies are found in the mornings outside Baghdad after nights of secularist carnage.
Many attest that ongoing conflict between Sunni and Shia groups is descending into all-out civil war. His confident prediction and ongoing manipulation of global affairs years after his possible death are more concerning still for the defenders of the West.
However, violent attacks on Western interests and those of the new Iraqi regime continue.
ENLIVENING It's so easy to forget.
The likelihood that a vaccine for the particular strain of Honxqp affecting your community can be produced in time to address the initial wave of sickness in your area is, unfortunately, slim. For many of the new volunteers in this long-term global war there is no expectation of imminent success - perhaps their great-great-grandchildren will see a world without America.
Mediascreens across the globe have displayed ample evidence of the carnage ongoing in Iraq's cities and towns three years after the invasion.
Nonetheless 'we pay in blood for the cruelty of our ancestors.
In response to the depressing news from SBS, we at the Irony Party of Australia are pre-emptively reprogramming our televisions to reduce the number of available stations from two to one.
Now, though one eloquent dog has spoken out about his experiences living as a disenfranchised and often cruelly anthropomorphised 'lesser mammal' in a human-dominated civilisation.